Thursday Thunks for 15th of April

This week on Thursday Thunks:

Got your taxes done? Yes, we do! we just filed our taxes last February. We're right on time!

What do batteries run on? = electrical energy? I don't know....

What do chickens think we taste like? = we probably taste like them...but they don't know how to cook, though...so probably worst than they thought...

What do they call a French kiss in France? = because French people likes to do PDA...a lot!

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons? = I don't know...maybe because it is so hard to drink a real lemon than just use them on washing...

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? = twice, or maybe the first time...

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? = Well, I don't normally answer calls, I just don't care. Let say I'm rude when it comes to phone calls. Sorry...

So Mel Gibson left his girlfriend - think he's finally heard of me? = Well, I think so...

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? = Well, I think it is just meant that it is over and it is all fixed now and you couldn't do anything about it.

Are you bothered that I didn't number these? = No, not at all. Who cares?